my name is Cliff Yablonski. I have never met you before, but I hate you
regardless. if I met you in public, I’d still hate you. I probably wouldn’t hate
you any more than how much I currently hate you, because I don’t think that
would be humanly possible. I would probably punch you in the face though. I hate
everybody and everything I find on the Internet. my site and the “Law and Order”
website are the only places worth visiting.

This site has not been updated in a long time but is very funny in a shallow way.